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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Not really that offensive.Two gays, Tarquin and Justin, sitting watching Television of an evening, when Justin turns to Tarquin and says 'You know, I've got a bit of an itch up my bum, can you scratch it?'
Tarquin naturally obliges, so Justin whips his kecks down, and Tarquin sticks his finger up.
'There?'
'Nooo, it's deeper'
So he sticks two fingers in and pushes a bit more.
'There?'
'Nooo, deeper'
So four fingers, delving around.
'There?'
'Noo, deeper'
So Tarquin pushes and pushes, and manages to get his whole hand up Justin's arse, feeling away.
'There?'
'Noo, it's deeper than that, go deeper'
So with gargantuan effort, Tarquin wedges his whole arm up Justin's arse, elbow deep.
'I've found something!'
'Well grab it, get it out!'
He withdraws his arm, and looks..
'It's a Rolex watch!'
'Haaaappy Birthday to youuuu, Happy Birthday to youuu'
(cor, two posts in one day)
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 12:43, closed)
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