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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a pain in my rectum"
So the doctor gets him to drop his trousers and has a look up his arsehole - he sees a £20 note, so he pulls it out, then he sees another, and another and another and so on until finally he puts down £1995 quid on his desk.
He says to the man, "did you know you had £1995 up your arse?",
"Ah, says the man, I knew I wasn't feelling too grand."
(, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 15:11, closed)
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