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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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It's the weekend, with a week to go before christmas.
Michael Jackson is sitting at home, with his aide, and feels like getting into the Christmas spirit, so asks his aide to go out and rent him a DVD.. something with a bit of a seasonal feel.....
Trouble is, MJ hasnt really much of a clue what he wants...
So his aide suggests "Tell you what Michael, seeing as you're a big Disney fan, why not get Aladdin?"
To which Jackson replies: "Fuck off, you know what I had to go through last time I did that......"
Coat is already on!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 19:03, closed)
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