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There's a Jew, a Hindu and a ScouserThey're on a long road trip and can't find anywhere to stay the night. Finally they find a dodgy motel that has some space, but the proprietor tells them the only room left contains one single bed. They agree that two of them will share the bed and the third will sleep outside in the barn.
The Jew volunteers to sleep outside, and the Hindu and the Scouser settle down for the night - facing away from one another and trying very hard not to touch. After a while, there's a knock at the door. It's the Jew.
"I'm sorry guys, but there's a pig in the barn. Pigs are regarded as unclean animals in my religion and I couldn't possibly share a room with it."
So, the Hindu heads out to the barn and the Jew and the Scouser settle down for the night - facing away from one another and trying very hard not to touch. After a while, there's a knock at the door. It's the Hindu.
"I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn. Cows are regarded as sacred animals in my religion. I couldn't possibly desecrate it with my unholy presence."
So, the Scouser heads out to the barn and the Jew and the Hindu settle down for the night - facing away from one another and trying very hard not to touch. After a while, there's a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 12:44, closed)
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