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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Can't help myselfWhat is the most common pickup line at a gay bar?
"Can I push in your stool for you?"
SO this quadrapalegic female was sitting on the pier crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had never been kissed or felt up because of her condition. I happily obliged her. Then she said she had never sucked a dick before, again, I let her have her wish. After I came, she said, "Well, I have never been fucked before either!" So I picked her up out of her wheelchair, lifted her high above my head, and threw her ass into the ocean. I then yelled, "You're fucked now."
(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 2:37, closed)
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