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KnittingWhile making his ward rounds, an Obstetrician meets three very preganant women, knitting away.
Mrs Jones has nearly finished a lovely pink shawl. "Expecting a little girl, Mrs Jones?" says the Doctor. "Yes" is the simpering reply.
Mrs Patel is knitting some neat blue booties. "I'm expecting a little boy" she says.
Mrs Smith is a whirlwind of activity, with elbows flying and multicolour balls of wool.
"What are you expecting ?" asks the Doctor.
"I hope it's a spastic, I can't get these bloody arms right."
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:16, closed)
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