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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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not sick but funnythere is a kid who doesn't know any swear words. he goes for a walk with his dad and his dad gets into an argument with a policeman. he says to the policeman "you are a bastard".
the kid asks what a bastard is, to which his dad says " a policeman".
the get home and the carpet is torn and his dad says "O SHIT" and the boy asks again. What is shit, to which his dad replies "the carpet is shit."
the kid goes into the kitchen where his mum is cookin the turkey "O FUCKING HELL" says his mum. once again the kid asks "what's fucking?"
to which his mum replies "the turkey is fucking."
he goes upstairs and his brother is playing a game on the playstation. his brother loses a life and says "O BULLOCKS" and the kid asks his brother, "whats bullocks?" to which his brother replies "the playstation."
There is a ring at the doorbell, so the kid opens it. he sees the police officer who his dad called a bastard at the door.
so the kid who didn't know any swear words says, "oh hello bastard wipe your feet on the shit, my mum is in the kitchen fucking the turjey and my brother is upstairs playing on his bullocks."
HAHA thats all for now.
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