Three lads down on the beach on a summer day, drinking, fooling around, then they see this young woman sunbathing on the beach, only she's a quadriplegic.
They start daring each other to go over to her, the first lad says "'ere watch this" and the other two stand and watch as the first goes over to the woman and asks her if she's ever been kissed. She replies no and he asks if he could which she replies yes so he does.
When he got back to the other two lads, one of them goes "you think that's daring?" and goes over to the woman, asks if she's ever been groped, again she says no and he asks, she replies yes so he does and then goes back to his mates.
The third lad realises he's got to out-do the other two so goes over to the woman and asks if she's ever been fucked, no she replies, to which he says "well now you have, the tide's coming in!"


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( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 22:04, Reply)