We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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I am an epileptic and my purple pills don't always control my chihuahua shakes...recently I was in bed with my lovely, shagable girlfriend and my shoulder (which is fucked) popped out of it's socket. Luckily, my doctor had prescribed me morphine elixir (bisexual viagra :-)) As she reached over to pour some for me, I accidentally kicked her arse. Her response was instinctive and utterly true..."..what the!?..you spazz!".
She's still apologizing...i love being me
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 11:19, closed)
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