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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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True story
There was a girl on the operating table and she had massive genital warts and was due to get married in two weeks.
The Surgeon looks up and says "what do you do with a virgin with this many warts on your marriage night?"
The anesthetist replied, "Get her to scratch your back!"
The Scrub nurse cuffed him round the back of the neck.
All true, I wos there.
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(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 11:47, closed)
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