Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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I love your mate.Cyclists are twatty fuckwits.
I had one nearly try to spark me the other day, because I had the audacity to cross a pedestrian crossing on the green man.
"YOU EVER SEEN A CYCLIST DIE FROM BEING HIT BY A CAR?!" he screamed.
"No." I replied.
"WELL I HAVE - IT'S NOT NICE!" he yelled.
"Is that why you're not wearing a helmet?" I enquired.
"CUUUUNT!" he screamed at me, and cycled off.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:32,
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^ thisI hate cyclists thinking they have different laws to all the other traffic. Servved him right!
*Clicks*
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