Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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One summerI got a job as first-aider for a travelling circus. I'll never forget the day the ring mistress came running into my caravan looking totally shocked.
"Quick Che, we need your help."
"What's up?" I asked.
"Well it started when Long Tall Tony the giant tripped over Little Len the midget. Tony looks like he dislocated a knee and Len might have a broken rib. Unfortunately, Tony was carrying a mug of hot coffee and it spilled down the front of Massive Martha the fat lady's dress. She fell out of her chair and landed on Fido the Wolf-boy's tail. He went mad and bit Arthur the Strongman on the ankle, so that he dropped his dumbell on his own foot."
"Bit of freak accident then?"
Well, it is Thursday.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)
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