Swipey's myth reminded me my dad had an old Enfield.
There was something wrong with the compression or saink so when he went to start it he got a broken ankle. This was put in a pot and he got the bike fixed by the local expert (his mate at work).
Mate brought the bike back and the old man had to try starting it. No intention of trying to ride it I think. So it seized again and he broke his other ankle.
Expert mate shoves him in the sidecar with one leg in and the other one out and takes him down the hospital.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:15, 6 replies)

he put his ankle in a pot?

( rofl harris, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:43, closed)

I think it's biker talk for "man's bottom"

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:16, closed)

gotcha

( rofl harris, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:58, closed)

he put a man's bottom in a pot?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:30, closed)

Fucked if I know. It's only a story.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:29, closed)

that's how he got the nickname "ankles"
not because of the enfield incident, but because he was three foot lower than a cunt
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 8:43, closed)