SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Don't wake me up and expect me to talk senseSister comes into my room one morning.
Sis: Where have Mam and Derek [our stepfather] gone?
Me: There (points)
Sis: Where?
Me: THERE!
Where am I pointing? At the lower frame of the (open) top window! Apparently that's where they'd gone, in that bit of the frame there!
Length: about 2 feet, and three inches square.
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