SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I don't sleepwalk, but my ex thinks I doI hated her. So I got out of bed, opened her knicker-drawer, and pissed all over her thongs. She woke and complained at me, but I just ignored her, climbed in bed, and went to sleep. When I woke up, I denied all knowledge. Success!
That'll teach you for making me watch East-fucking-enders.
Length? It used to bring her to tears.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 6:34, Reply)
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