Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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teenage partyI was about 15 and at a party of some of the coolest people at school. There was also Jessica, the hottest girl in my year with the body of a grown woman and the sexual appetite to match.
Everyone was smoking. Everyone but me. I was dreading being offered a cigarette, because I'd have to refuse out of principle and then look like a dick. So when Jessica sidled up to me with a cigar between her full lips and offered me a pull, I had to lower my eyes and refuse, knowing she'd think me a nerdy little tit.
"I respect that, Frank," she said. "Any other guy here would say yes just so they could get in my pants. But you have principles. Come with me and I'll show you what I can do with my mouth."
She led me to a an empty bedroom and took off my trousers. My dong sprang forth and she clutched it in her slender fingers. "A fine cigar should first be dampened," she said. And she ran the tip of her tongue around my throbbing tip. I thought I would come there and then, but I controlled myself.
"Then you have to hold it delicately in your mouth," she said, taking the head between those impossibly soft lips and closing them around it. I felt the tongue at work and closed my eyes as she began to suck gently, coaxing the raging torrent of jis from my swollen scrote to lash madly across her tonsils.
But I screamed in terror as the lighter sparked up under my testicles and the reek of burning hair and flesh wafted into my flaring nostrils.
I was her first cock cigarette.
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Sex and humour...Two of my most favorite things...
All you have to do is add the mashed potatoe and I'm in heaven.
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girlinthehole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39,
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*squirms*Have a click if it'll stop me thinking about that :S
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:58,
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How did I know it was you...by the end of the first line...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58,
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Sheesh...talk about smokin' pole!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05,
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