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This is a question Sporting Woe

In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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RIP Tramp!
One year when we were about 13 we got into American football. I've always been pretty good at sports but a mate of mine never really was (that's the way in to this QOTW), although he became a tremendous MMA fighter years later.... anyway i digress.

We used to walk my dogs Tramp and Buster in the park and a few of us would 'line up' and play American footy. The cut down version of our game involved 2 players lining up opposite one another, one of whom would 'snap' the ball between their legs (sort of crouched over ready to hit the opposite guy) to a player behind after a certain pre determined shout, who would then look to pass or run the ball whilst the lined up players wrestled for control of the 'line' one seeking to protect the ball whilst the other sought to block the play.

I was the 'wide receiver' on this particular play and after a brief sprint to evade my marker i turned to look for the incoming pass only to see my friend who was at that time blocking (as ball skills weren't his thing), being rigorously fucked by my dog Tramp, everyone else on the floor laughing whilst my horrified mate was trying to fend off my horny dog who was really clamped on hard, giving my mate a fucking good seeing to.

The dog is dead now sadly. He was great. Fucked everything that moved and many objects that didn't.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, closed)
I had a dog like that once...

He was called 'Dog', although he also had a nickname that was 'The baby eating bishop of Bath & Wells'

Animal, mineral or vegetable - he would do anything!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:26, closed)
"Wide receiver".
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:17, closed)
yeah but
I look nice in tights
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:46, closed)

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