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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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I didn't have enough friends to do a stag
So I drank half a bottle of domestic sherry and watched whatever crap was on television.
Then I drew a face on my scrotum with magic marker.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:29, closed)
WINNING ENTRY RIGHT HERE
LOOK NO FURTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, closed)

Fucking Oath! Brutal honesty, creativity and frugality all rolled into one crazy night!
(, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 10:58, closed)
+ imagined it was my wife in forty years time when she was all wrinkly, tried kissing her, put my back out, spent what would have been my wedding day in intensive care

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46, closed)
This actually sounds ok.
It sounds truthful too, what the hell's it doing here?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:47, closed)
this to win.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:57, closed)
I like this!

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00, closed)
You're just lying
to make yourself look good
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:07, closed)
was it a smily or frowny face?

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:56, closed)
Smiley when it's cold.
Frowny when it's warm.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:32, closed)
It was hard enough to do a face, let alone get specific.
But I remember that at the right posture it had googly eyes.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:34, closed)
Winner
The only way this could have been better would be if you also had no bumhole.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:36, closed)
Baited breath waiting for your entry bumless.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:18, closed)

Bated, not baited.



Bated breath means wary and somewhat fearful of a certain result.

Baited breath means you eat fish scraps, worms and maggots.


Which one are you?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:01, closed)
Makes no odds if you haven't a harse hole.

(, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:37, closed)
Haha! Top that Albert!

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:15, closed)

Did your new wife appreciate the artwork?
(, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 10:55, closed)
I don't know
she never seemed to notice.
Imagine a log cabin on a dark night with snow blowing outside and a heavy duvet.
(, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:18, closed)

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