It was all going rather well until a heated discussion about the coolest animal.
Eventually it came down to a head-to-head between the ever-popular monkey and the fearsome shark. And then a moment of genius from the groom's brother. What if you combined a monkey and a shark! A hybrid! A monark, if you will. The irrepressible head of a monkey and the powerful body of the king of the oceans!

And that is how the groom ended up with a tattoo of the world's ugliest mermaid.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:18, 15 replies)

YM

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:28, closed)

She's more like a pig sewn onto a decomposing dugong.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:48, closed)

Could have been worse.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:14, closed)

Oddly enough, the genius brother of the groom was called Fergal.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:16, closed)

The second ugliest man in pop










Shane MacGowan, of course
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:10, closed)

U STOLE THAT STORY FROM LEGLES



Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:14, closed)

He still seems a wee bit upset about that.
He's rather wonderfully teaching me some French now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:41, closed)

But, monkeys are shit compared to gibbons.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 2:56, closed)

My vote was for bears.
Nobody fucks with a bear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:10, closed)

Imagine, a shark bear hybrid
a bark, if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:30, closed)

Or a ... a ...
a Cher.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:37, closed)

JESUS FUCK KILL IT NOW.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:21, closed)

Fuck it first though. For the stag do anecdote.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:46, closed)

I had not spotted this, yes bears are the coolest of animals. The large Kodiak, Brown and Polar
are just mental fucking hard. I always believed that they were but an episode of QI confirmed this because the Romans actually pitted lions, tigers and such like against the large bears. Apparently, the felines have very soft skulls when slammed by a bear paw (not the American confectionary.) Most satisfying.

And bears are a type of fat queer with hair. I don't like them so much.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:03, closed)

Not really relevant, but QI is possibly the worst of all the panel games.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:19, closed)