Creepy fisherman stalker
3 weeks ago, I had a nasty accident while fileting a trout. Filet knives are very very sharp and the result was 36 stitches in my arm.
The day after the accident, but completely unrelated, my husband and I decided to call it quits and two weeks ago I moved into my own apartment. Now, when you only have the use of one arm because you can't feel or move the other one, moving house becomes a bit of a logistical problem.

My friends rallied round, and more so did the members of my fishing team and they all moved me in within the weekend - including going out and buying furniture for me and putting it together etc. All I had to do was provide the alcohol, money and shopping lists.

One guy, who wants to be on the Team, was also very helpful - he figured if he does this then maybe those in charge will let him join us. Every fucking day he calls and emails me now, asking if I need anything, do I need my dressings changed, do I need help with physical therapy. It sounds nice, but I just broke up with my husband, this kid is only 19 (I'm 33) and he talks about us as if we're a couple and as if he's going to spend the rest of his life with me!
I'm allowed to start fishing again next weekend and my team are organizing a "welcome back" bbq at the lake. This kid has not been invited, so now he's calling the lake managers asking to be put on the list because he's worried about how I'll manage and he doesn't think I'm ready to be doing it!

He just called while I was writing this 'cos he was pissed I didn't invite him to my housewarming last night!

Length? 3 1/2 inches wide and cut down to the muscle. Pictures are available upon request. Picture in the reply
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 18:13, 9 replies)

Here's the picture

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 18:30, closed)

Ooooooooooh
that's what I call a cut. Have a sympathy click!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 18:57, closed)

By 'accident'
you clearly mean 'was attacked by a maniac'. That's a sore un, hope it heals ok!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 19:57, closed)

I am sorry to hear about your man trouble
mind, if this new lad is only 19, i'm sure if you need to, you could break him like a twig

also, am i the only one?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 20:06, closed)

Smile!
The second picture alone should make this a winner!
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 20:39, closed)

Ouch
for the first, chortle for the second. I hope you catch many fish next weekend!
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 20:54, closed)

Hahaha,
I love that 2nd picture!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 21:27, closed)

ow!
i know how sore that is, i had one just above my elbow that was about the same size! that'll teach me to wear sensible shoes when i'm carrying bottles!
also, be polite but VERY firm with this lad, he seems to have some serious control issues!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 1:47, closed)

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you poor dear.....for the cut, the ex, and now the stalker kid. Good luck!

funny second pic
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 3:35, closed)