Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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You are feeling veeeery sleepy......As a Narcoleptic, I have, unsurprisingly, loads of tales of where and when I have fallen asleep. A taster :
1. In my seat at an Iron Maiden gig, Birmingham Odeon, during the support band (whose name escapes me). Apparently, according to my colleagues, the band could see me from the stage and were getting most agitated about "kicking that fucking asshole's ass" with their particular brand of HM mayhem, only for me to stir as the final notes of their last number died away. Don't give up the day job lads!
2. On the floor of my warehouse, trousers and grunts round my ankles, with the door wide open. Waking up with the sun shining, I breathed a sigh of relief that my neighbours were yet to arrive for work, thinking I would just make myself decent and shut the door, no-one would have glimpsed my pellet.
Then I noticed the pile of mail, thoughtfully left by the postie, by my leg. (Note. That has nothing to do with Narcolepsy, more to do with the Demon Alcohol)
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