Street Life'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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When I was about 18 or 19......my first job was working security/front desk up in Soho in the mid 90s, running errands and stuff. One day was walking through the other side of Walker's Court when a sweet old lady in a pink coat came up to me, blue rinse, the works. She looked a bit like the Queen Mum.
"Excuse me? Young man! Hello dear"
"Yes hello, can I help?" Perhaps she was lost, what a sweet old lady with a nice crinkly smile.
Quick as a snake, she grabbed my hand and started stroking it, then pulled my face towards hers and, rattling her false teeth in her mouth with a slosh and a whistle, said: "I'll suck your cock for a fiver."
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 10 Jul 2015, 10:24,
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Did you get your money's worth?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 10:44,
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Three for ten pounds, etc etcActually, worse than this was a few weeks later, around mid-morning, I was delivering to a studio on the same street and a woman propositioned me. I said no (in a nice way as she was quite scary). She said: "Oh don't worry love, it doesn't have to be with me - if you want something younger you can have whatever you want, 15? 16?" It was one of those situations where I was so naive and wet behind the ears it wasn't until a while later I grasped just how off-key that was.
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 10 Jul 2015, 14:37,
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Lucky bastard(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 11:38, closed)
toothless bjs are a thing of wonder. you missed a trick there. (, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 12:44, closed)
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