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Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.

(, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Overheard by my father after my sister had successfully negotiated buying an icecream from a vendor in a mall in LA. This had already included multiple questions on cone, flavour, extras, money handover and thanks
Seppo "So, Like, where are you like, from?"
Sister "Australia"
Seppo "Wow man, Like with the Kangaroo's? I thought you were from Idaho cause you speak funny."
Sister "Nope, I live in Australia, but I was born in England"
Seppo (As slowly and as loudly as a football fan ordering food in a Spanish restaurant) "WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING IN OUR COUNTRY THANK YOU FOR COMING" *makes broad including everything in america hand gestures*
IceCream girl was then finally overheard saying 'I hope she understood me'. Even when they are nice, they are pointless.

Also heard argument between 1st generation Greek and Vietnamese immigrant girls in a park in Canberra. Both groups, in broad AussieChav accents were advising the other to 'go back where you came from gook/wog bitches'. They were being observed by a rather dishevelled and hard done by Aboriginal.

Length is important, but girth is apparently a greater source of satisfaction.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 17:49, closed)

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