Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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fat girlA few years back I was living in a boarding house. In situations like this, you dont really get to choose your friends. You're friends with everyone because its easier than not getting on with them and living with them. Even if you cocking hate them.
We were all sat around watching tv, probably something quite boring. One of the characters on tv was very upset (i think his girlfriend had just died or broken up with him)and he was eating an apple. a friend of mine said something along the lines of 'how can he be eating when he's that upset?' to which i replied with 'i think its called comfort eating'
to all of our amazement, and enjoyment, the FAT and i mean obese girl in the room absentmindedly mutters 'yeah, comfort eating is the best thing in the world..'
it was one of those moments where you were afraid to look anyone in the eye, because you were on the brink of wetting yourself with laughter, and didnt want to be the first one to crack up. you could have cut the hysterical tension in the room with a knife.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 19:04, Reply)
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