L*am F*x
My colleague has made a statement to the press that effectively accuses a large part of his professional workforce of being criminally incompetent and his predecessor of being maliciously wasteful all on the basis of an anonymous source published in a Murdoch Redtop and without bothering to ask his team whether there was the slightest bit of truth in the story. He's going to look a proper tit when it turns out to have been completely made up.

/liddlebiduvpoliticslaysngenelmen

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:13, 36 replies)

Lick
That window shambo baby, or you wont be allowed any desert.
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:19, closed)

Hello, BGN.
Is it your turn to beg for attention from the big boys?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:26, closed)

BGN?
WTF? I know you love the attention of the big boys, makes you feel special. You are special Shambo.
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:28, closed)

You're going to have to try harder if you want some real attention.
Perhaps set up a comedy second account or something.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, closed)

Dr Shambollocks s one suggestion
or maybe Amorous Buggerer
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, closed)

No attention
needed off you shambo, your shit poor retorts are not worth reading. xx
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:41, closed)

But seemingly worth replying to.
Have a quick look at your last couple of pages of qotw posts. I'm more than half the reason you are here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:57, closed)

who is BGN
cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:31, closed)

Background noise.
Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:18, closed)

thanks for that
cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, closed)

Welcome.
Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:23, closed)

This isn't funny!
And it doesn't elaborate.

You're ruining b3ta with your stupidity.

cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:20, closed)

cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:26, closed)

Shambo
are you running out of steam? *pats head*
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:27, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:28, closed)

Repetition
the last hiding place of a weak mind. xx
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:29, closed)

cheers
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( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:30, closed)

:-)

( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:31, closed)

Cheers.
If my mind is so weak then why are you dedicating so many posts to keening for its attention and validation?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:22, closed)

Please stop flirting with each other
Give in to your urges, get a room and get it on




And can I watch?
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:33, closed)

Certainly.
Looks like he's already shot his load though. Sorry.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:56, closed)

Oh Hai
tHis Iz a Komedi wEbsitE
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:01, closed)

Because your boring
responses on QOTW really are pathetic
and it's nice to know I am getting to
you as your attempts at replying are
getting more barbed, it is good to know
that you can't take your own medicine dr.

Just because you posted a shit story years ago on
QOTW does not mean you and your girlfriends need to post
your drivel on here. Come back from talk when you have something interesting to say shambo. xxx

You can watch anytime Nanny. The doc's micro penis is a site to behold.
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:47, closed)

no, YOUR an boring.
i like your poem though.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:02, closed)

spaghetti nardle iz mai favooritze

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:04, closed)

janet
you are not even funny,
you follow your little click
around waiting for little scraps.
Maybe you and shambo are the same person
as your dull witted replies are quite similar.

Go play the Banjo inbred.

*Edit I like the fact you are protecting your master though. Role over girl. x
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:04, closed)

you're getting very angry!
it's not healthy...

I'm a qotw-er through and through, and I quite like Dr S and Janet...

at least there's some fun to be had.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:08, closed)

Click? Role?
Hahahahayankeedoodlecannaespell.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:08, closed)

Thats cool
DP.... xx
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:10, closed)

cheers

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:15, closed)

i like the way you
write to me in haiku, cow
face, please carry on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:18, closed)

A
weathered skeleton
in windy fields of memory,
piercing like a knife.

Name that Haiku.
( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

No
cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)

Shock! Horror! Fear! Banjo!

( Trollman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)

don't steal my header
what's this banjo stuff?

cheers
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:34, closed)

that's not a haiku.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:31, closed)