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Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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twas a girl here
I once watched her copy and paste individual cells from Excel to word because she didn't know how to select a range of cells and paste them.

How the fuck these people get a job in an office I never know. I showed her how to copy some cells and press paste. She couldn't believe it!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:26, 9 replies)
I caught my mother
filling in stuff in Excel, then getting a calculator out, adding them all up and typing the total underneath.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:32, closed)
Oh no...someone hadn't been taught how to use Excel.

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:43, closed)
well dick nose,
you don't hire a person for a job that for the most part needs Excel if they can't use a fucking computer. (HR berks)

Also, I'd consider being able to copy and paste entry level stuff. This wasn't a case of poor old Dorris trying to use a computer when they first came in the 80s. It was a person in their mid 20s only last year.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:52, closed)
No, you don't hire a person for a job that needs Excel if they can't use a computer.
Not their fault though, is it?

You employ someone who doesn't have the skills for a job, you're a fucking moron. You give your abuse to the employee not the employer, you're a fucking arsehole.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09, closed)
What is much more important


is that you win TEH INTERNETS BATTLE!!!ONE ELEVENTY 1111 ELEVEN
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:14, closed)
Touche
Actually, I am more than a little embarrassed that I actually got annoyed at being called 'dick nose' on the internet.

If that was any sort of 'battle' I well and truly lost. Still, probably for the best, I am scared of heights and that was one big fucking horse I was on.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21, closed)
I was called an
internet white knight this morning, so we're both in the cavalry today.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:27, closed)
I went on an excel course in 1992
took a whole day if I remember. I don't think microsoft bother doing them now though.

Mind you in those days cut and paste usually involved scissors, prit stick and a photocopier (that isn't a joke BTW)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:50, closed)
i prefer using a glue stick
to using paste.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:54, closed)

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