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Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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A lad who got sacked
from Safeway for stealing, when I used to stack shelves on a weekend.

He nicked half a roast chicken and some bread, which is in itself a bit silly, and then sat and ate it IN THE BREAK ROOM, WITH THE STORE MANAGER.

'Where did you get that from, Chris?'
'Shop floor...'
'Did you pay for it?'
'Er... I was going to pay for it later.'

Wazzock.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47, 5 replies)
I'm going to click this
Purely for the use of the word "wazzock".
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:32, closed)
It is underused
I've recently become keen on it
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:01, closed)
My sister uses it on a regular basis
often to describe her dog. But I thought it was unique to her.

She also uses a variation: "Twazzock".
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:06, closed)
We need to resurrect these words... oh yes...

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:12, closed)
That's the feminine form isn't it?

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:13, closed)

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