Isn't that far...
THE EXTENDED VERSION:
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I was recently drunkinly debating how far it was from huddersfield to Dewsbury as huddersfield was were i was and dewsbury is were i live.
Now me myself and one of my aquaintance's had just stumbled out of a certain nightclub (certain as i don't remember the name not because there's a debate whether it is indeed a nightclub or not) but we found ourselves with insufficient funds for a taxi and 5 hours waiting time for the next train or bus. thus i hatched my cunning plan to walk home as dewsbury isnt that far from huddersfield. My friend who we shall call sanka, as his nickname rhymes with this, laughed at this and quite cleverly came up with different scenario's i may find myself in;
you will get lost
it will take you a long time
you won't get be home in time for college
you'll get attacked
your not in the right state to walk home
you don't no your way round dewsbury never mind how to get to dewsbury from huddersfield
i protested and tried convincing him otherwise but he kindly refused and then came up with a great plan which went something like this 'You won't make it to dewsbury i'll tell ya now and if you do i shall reward you with ten of the queen's english pounds' now as i am quite the fool at making drunken decisions i took him up on his dare

so off i trotted and found myself presented with numerous road sign's
1-sheffield/wakefield
2-oldham
3-manchester
4-holmfirth
now as there wasn't a dewsbury one i decided to walk to wakefield as that is fairly near to the terrorist filled town i reside at.
(if your not up to date with the lovely area of dewsbury search dewsbury terrorism on google
and you shall be informed with numerous different articles)

now here are a few figures which google map directions provided me with
1- huddersfield to wakefield - 14.1 miles
2- huddersfield to dewsbury - 8.5 miles
3- wakefield to dewsbury - 6.5 miles

so off i trotted following the wakefield signs.
Now 1 hour into the walk it didnt seem too bad.
also may i now add that it was a fancy dress college halloweeen party i had been attending therefore i was dressed as a nu-rave hobo. extensively ripped dirty clothes and vast amounts of glowsticks on my arms wrists legs waist and neck u get the idea.
3 hours into the walk i was sat by the edge of the road close to tears.
4 hours i was having a deep conversation with myself about milk and why people had not had there milk delivered
5 n a half hours into the walk i managed to get to a bus stop outside wakefield
i then realised i shud stop walking and do the clever idea and get the bus as i was cold and tired with blister covered feet.
so i sat down and waited 10 minutes for the first bus.
now as i got on the bus which i barely did due to the pain of my feet i was the victim of a few strange looks due to the fact i was dressed as a tramp smelt of alcohol was visibly close to collapse and head to toe with glowsticks.
i then proceeded to wakefield bus station from were i went to dewsbury.
and managed to get home for 7.45.
got changed
had a wash ( thats a lie )
got my bag ready
and then headed off for college

so to conclude;
-didnt get my £10 because i didnt walk all the way
-got a total of 5 blisters and a blood covered sock
-was close to a mental breakdown
-risked getting lost in the middle of nowhere
-randomly in fancy dress at stupid o'clock in the morning
- and got a bollocking for falling asleep in english literature ( due to not going to sleep all night not just because its as boring as playin fetch with a dead spaniel.
however on the plus side i can now say ive been to denby dale

also if your wondering what happened to my friend he slept at a friends house after a taxi ride to homlfirth
bastard...

DUMBED DOWN VERSION

got dared to walk from huddersfield to dewsbury
didnt make it
got bad feet
got cold
got close to a mental breakdown
looked a twat 4 no reason
ended up in wakefield
didnt win the bet


Length ??? a 5 and half hour , 14.1 mile fucking walk !
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:52, 4 replies)

Directions
Hmm, wrong side of Huddersfield town centre. You should have gone the other way on Leeds Road. Possibly not the safest idea though, it borders the redlight area...
(hypostomus, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:26, closed)

After that I would think bollocks to college and just pull a sickie the next day.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:37, closed)

That's really harsh.
But I'd rather end up at home than in Holmfirth.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 9:50, closed)

what sort of daft fat useless cunt takes over 5 hours...
to walk a mere 14 miles?

a slow. drunk. northern. fat. cunt.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 3:20, closed)