When I was about 12 or 13
Me and a mate came up with what we thought was a fool-proof scheme to pull girls.

Basically, one of us would go up to a good-looking girl and dare her to 'Get off with my mate'

Worked for a while, until one fateful night he walked up to a stunning girl, and dared her to get off with me.

She looked at me like I was covered in shit, and said "I don't think so" in the most patronizing voice I have ever heard.

We stopped doing it after that...
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 0:34, 1 reply)

i'm assuming...
you're either 14 and still think this is amusing, or are 27, a virgin, but have plenty of duct tape and pliers for the day your 'special time' finally comes

cunt
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 3:11, closed)