Albert :)
Knew a doorman called Albert, cracking bloke and hell of a laugh too. His partner in crime was me ex-manager called Steve, and together they'd dare each other into trouble. Both have been in A&E wearing saucepans, launched a death-trap of a car "Starsky and Hutch" style onto a rugby pitch instead of the scrapyard and done lots and LOTS of pranks on everyone they know.

One of the more famous ones was on Steve's elderly neighbour though, as she was quietly watching something on the telly and she spied someone in her front garden.

Twas Albert, wearing a pair of Steve's boxer shorts on his head with his own trousers around his ankles and swinging an authentic ornamental Samurai Sword while screaming "Albert, WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!!" and swinging away wildly, not too akin to the likes of Star Wars Kid.

They trust this guy to bounce a nightclub too :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 9:32, Reply)