Stig of The Dump
Back in my yoot me and my mates used to doss about on a fairly old factory estate that backed onto my house.

It was great, while most kids were happy to have a 'base' made out of a bit of plastic sheet between trees in the woods, we had an unused factory unit.

This thing was 'fully furnished'

There were sofas,an old pool table,parafin heater, and a candle arrangement that would make henry VIII cum in his pants.

I digress.

In our never ending quest to find more goodies we used to regularly go next door into the scrap yard (general scrap not just cars) to find more bounty.

One night we came across one of those 25 gallon metal containers. It was full of used paint thinners and was all kinds of pretty colours.

Mate turns to me and says,

"light it"

"no"

"okay I will then"

So he lit the top and it just sat there burning the fumes from the cap for ages.

Bored with this I went up to it and kicked it over.

BIG MISTAKE

It went up big time, the flaming liquid poured along the ground. As we turned to run the barrel went up in a massive explosion I felt bits of metal hitting my back.

We were very lucky not to even get a scratch.

One of the more sensible amongst us who was a very safe distance away said it went up in a mushroom cloud and peaked at about 40feet!!

We all went home rather quickly just in case someone from the local houses ahd called teh pigs.

Ahh them were the days.

And I wasn't even dared.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 8:31, 4 replies)

"a candle arrangement that would make henry VIII cum in his pants."
They were arranged in the skulls of eight beheaded women?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:33, closed)

Hahaha!
(this is directed at Emily B-D)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:24, closed)

Now Emily,
We all know a woman's head doesn't count...
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:31, closed)

No EBD
They WERE 'the' skulls of said women.

very rare.

very rare indeed.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 16:25, closed)