One of the stupidest I've heard of...
Fizzlebeef reminds me of a particularly cuntish former neighbour that used to live up the back of us when I was 16. Said cunt has now been in prison a couple times for assorted acts of nedity (or in England, chavism)

But, in years gone by he once dared me to do something to him. He hit me on the back of the head. I hit him back. "Bet you can't knock me down ye ginger cunt!" Says he. (not really a dare as such, but close enough)

He's done two really stupid things there. 1) called me ginger, a fine red mist has decended over my vision. 2) He's challanged someone who does Karate and Jiu Jitsu to knock him over. But do I deck him with a well placed punch? No. Do I give him a nice and painful Ipon Sieo Nage on to the pavement? No. I grab the slimy fucker by the throat and hoist him up in the air and smash him into the ground hard as I can and walk away while he gibbers and writhes on the ground.

Length? About 7 feet up. I was impressed because normally lifting someone like that isn't something I can do (sure, I can shoulder and hip throw but that was something special I thought heheh) Serves him right. He stayed clear of me after that.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 10:52, Reply)