It was sport relief day
oh, its topical!

a few years back i had a new trainee working with me. I should say im a solicitor. 40. male. single. My firm was as dull as anything. Never anything out of the ordinary

she was 23. Karen was far from ordinary.

"so, have you got your uniform sorted for tomorrow?"
"eh?"
"comic relief Karen, we all dress up. this years theme is...(now i should have stopped myself here) school"

bless her.

she managed to fit into her school uniform and only took 90 minutes to realise i had not been completely honest with her.

she never raised a sexual harassment grievance. just as well, i was head of employment
(sarcasminasuit, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:18, 11 replies)

I'm trying to work out how this fits into the question...
you, her mentor-of-sorts, a man in a position of authority, lie to her to get her into a school uniform.

What car do you drive?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:22, closed)

A jaaaaaag.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:32, closed)

You should think about changing it for a Honda Accord

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:05, closed)

You're my hero
Off subject, a complete disregard of any sexual legislation but you still managed to get the girl into her school uniform
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:15, closed)

what if she was fat and ugly?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:32, closed)

Double qudos
for being a chubby chasing, school girl fetishist.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)

This reply^
Is almost more depressing than the original story.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:03, closed)

Pics
or it didn't happen.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)

What he said.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 22:09, closed)

(.....)

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:06, closed)

HOOOOOOOOCK

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:07, closed)