Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Popped into my local for a pint. Bought said pint with a £20 note from the barmaid I'd never seen before and received... £2.70 in change.
"Sorry, but you haven't given me enough change."
"It says £2.70 on the till."
"That's how much it COST."
"It says £2.70 on the till."
Nice Mr Landlord hustles over to sort it out - his face indicates this is not her first mathematical screw up today - I get my change. As I wander away to drink my pint I hear:
"Enough's enough love, I'll pay you for 2 hours but you're out. I thought you were at Uni - how did you even get there?!"
"I take the bus mostly."
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:58, 1 reply)
HahahaAwesome levels of the stupid. I once had a bar-person refuse to take my £10 note on the grounds that the round cost £8.40 (or something less than a tenner anyway), so I had to give them £8.40, not ten pounds. I wish I could say that I made some quip along the lines of 'no change there, then', but I didn't.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:10, closed)
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