I am a Higher Education IT Lecturer
Probably started with too much information there but anyway. I have several stories of surprise.

The most noteable was a few years ago, with a slightly unruly second year class who will be called Group Twats for this story. Group Twats had several male members who thought they were about the funniest people on the planet, as teenagers do.

During an 11am-12pm session I had to leave the classroom to discuss a rather sensitive subject with another member of Group Twats, at about 11:55ami returned to the classroom and approached my desk from the rear where I could see the back of my laptop and papers on my desk etc, I closed the lid of my laptop from behind without seeing the screen and dismissed the class for lunch. Returned to the staff room, docked my laptop left it locked while I went for a walk and to get some lunch.

I return to the staff room now occupied with about 3 males 5 females, start to tuck into my favourite chicken and bacon Dagwood.

I proceed to unlock my laptop and am confronted, to my horror of a picture of a man giving himself the most intense blowjob on a Wikipedia page, I nearly chocked, I attempted to remove this quickly from the screen, however it was not quick enough for at least 3 people in the office to see what's on my screen. Needless to say I was surprised.

I also took great pleasure in making the life of Group Twats hell until they left.

That is all.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:57, 4 replies)

www.b3ta.com/questions/surprise/post1923072
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:21, closed)

Lost.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:26, closed)

You learn something new everyday
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_fellatio
(justin(e), Sat 6 Apr 2013, 12:29, closed)

That's the one!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:44, closed)