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As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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My mum's a hoarder.
Not to the extent of keeping newspapers and bottling her piss or anything, she just hates to throw out anything she can remember paying good money for, or can imagine a future need for.

Anyway, last year she wound up in intensive care after developing a twisted bowel and succumbing to sepsis after the op.
After a couple of weeks spent watching her move up and down the grim reapers to-do list, she thankfully pulled around.

The day she was moved onto a normal ward for recovery, we were chatting about how we could help her manage once she got home and of course that would involve clearing out some of the junk from her house. My uncle kindly piped up with "Well, if you'd died we were going to chuck it all in a fucking skip anyway."
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:15, closed)
I like that.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:30, closed)
Brilliant!
*click*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:58, closed)
"up and down the grim reaper's to do list"
PMSL!!
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:09, closed)
That's more than tactless
That's evil. I like it!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:34, closed)
ha ha!
My mum's the same... multiples of near useless tools she'll never use, bits of mahogany for some kind of shanti-kitchen. We've shipped van loads out before only for it to "silt up"... mental.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:14, closed)

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