School reunion
Not an official one, but a 20 year meeting in a pub for an all day session. Partners were welcome (never a good idea).

So old mate Steve and his wife were there as was the girl who, in the 6th form was already the 'fittest bird in the school' and the years had been more than kind. She was a stunner.

Anyway, Steve always had a thing for her and as the night went on was being louder and louder with his comments 'do you remember when she wore that skirt to the disco??' etc.

Finally his wife turned round and shouted ' if you fancy her that much, why don't you just fuck off and have her instead?'

To which Steve: 'Don't worry love, you are perfectly safe.... she was always out of my league'

Debate remains to this day if he was taking the piss but it remains the quote of the year.
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:45, 2 replies)

Winnah!
Shame it's Thursday.
(username failed moderation, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:57, closed)

20 years in the pub?
How's your liver?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:22, closed)