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Freddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.

Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded survived
I think I can help you here.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Women are pussies. And Man is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:24, 1 reply)
excellent use of that speech

(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:30, closed)
was it?
I thought it was pointless and made no sense...
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:33, closed)
on the other hand
There are 6.58 billion people in this world.

There's more than just "the one" out there for you, there are millions for you.

Enjoy yourself, relax, stop worrying about meeting someone, spend time with your friends. The right person ALWAYS appears when you're least expecting it, and when you're not looking for them :)
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:40, closed)
then you didn't understand it

(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:56, closed)
did so! :)
I've seen the film (though I thought it was a bit balls, to be honest) - just don't see the relevance here.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:05, closed)

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