Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Rubbish Party and Rubbish QuestionSo I was in Australia for a party, and it was chuffing awful. Then blow me down income Harold Bishop (fat guy from Neighbours).
Being slightly intoxicated I shouted out "Harold why are you so fat?"
Bastard retorted "Cos every time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit. Now get out of my house party for my teenage daughter."
"No worries it's shit anyway" I showed him :)
Anyway went to get an ice cream, from the Mr. Whippy. But his fucking bells were chiming and he said "don't know why you're scared, I've got to drive back on my own." Then he threw a bag of cocks at me.
I also find it accidently erotic when i reply late to questions
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:48, Reply)
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