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Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
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big tit ho
i didnt write much poetry in my teenage years because i'm not what you might call a sensitive chap. that is probably highlighted by a poem i found recently when going through some old school books:

alice eaton,
keeps on eatin,
thats why she looks like michael keaton.
he is the batman
but shes just fat man
dont disagree cause thats the end of that man.

her teeth are really green
she smells like gasoline.
her tits are really large
but shes as wide as a barge

if you put a tap in her
i'll bet she leaks pure lard.

Some credit should probably go to a guy called Chris who i think co-wrote it. GCSE Maths lessons were really boring. My sister is a poet, but I guess I wasn't blessed with talent.
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