heres just a few of my very early works.......
Grow a beard

Grow a beard
Doesnâ??t it make you want facial hair?
Grow a beard
Stubble
Full
Goatee
Chops
Tash
Pencil
Half
Boards
Bushy
Ginger
Wispy
Zz top
Brian
Gandalf
Nana
Pant

Arenâ??t giraffes stupid?

With a long neck no polo would fit
If a jumper would they would look like a tit
With stupid lips on there stupid head
And pointless ears and spindly legs
They have a stupid grin they eat the tops of trees
Look like they are on stilts and have knobbly knees
With a big bum so high of the ground
They do the curliest shits around
I think giraffes are bloody stupid creatures
Not exactly good looking with their stupid features
It not that i've got anything against giraffes
But they're daft.

Sally from home and away

If you watch home and away
You might have noticed something today
That something involved sally
She got overnight chest
She got
No tits to big tits
No chest to large breasts
No front to full front
No nips to meaty bits
Melons yes now
Jugs yes now
Boobs yes now
Baps yes now
Lips, tits, hips, bits
Sally's growing up.

Donâ??t eat my strawberries

I've got lots of strawberries in my strawberry patch
I've got red strawberries in my strawberry patch
I've got big strawberries in my strawberry patch
Mmmh juicy fruit

Everyone leave my strawberries alone
They are mine you can't have any

Donâ??t eat my strawberries

Mr blackbird, Douglas and Thora Hird
Terry and June and Mr spoon
The littlest hobo and the fraggles especially gobo

Ryan Giggs and three little pigs
Cilla black and giant haystacks
Papa smurf and the sexy girl on the bounty advert

Jimbo and the jet set and roger ramjet
John Candy, take that and big daddy
Mr motivator and wolf that stupid gladiator

Esther ransen, David jenson and floella Benjamin
Mr elephant and playaways Brian Cant
The band therapy? and the whole cast of casualty

Bernard manning and Deborah Harry
Sarah green and Barry sheen
Paul Daniels and the queen mothers cocker spaniels

The stereo mc's
Any strawberry eating species
The lead singer of suede
Barbra Streisand and Elaine page
Wizard Gandalf and live aid organiser Bob Geldof.

oh dear.
(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 16:59, Reply)