Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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PooflakeI wasnt aware I was piss taking - I'm sorry you find my extended vocabulary threatening.
It was never my intention to offend, maybe you'd prefer me to assume a more monosyllabic mantle to make you feel more at home?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:25, Reply)
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