Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Yay! Repost 2So there's this bloke at university who for the sake of anonimity we'll call James Shaughnessy of Ramsgate, Kent.
Anyway, bit of a field trip to Londinium under the auspices of studying retail merchandising. Actually a two day beer sesh and shome shopping for the laydees.
Trollied into Leicester Sq on the night where Mr S proceeded to get wasted and ask any and every chapette from the group for a blow job.
Cue whip round, six tequilas and whipped cream 'blow job' cocktail purchased (thank you Yates' for a responsibly served brew), subsequently downed in one by the above.
Later (back at the hotel) same bloke (having narrowly avoided the kicking of his life by trying to tackle a mountain of a man) still needs to be taught a lesson.
Once he's asleep, out came the razor and off comes the eyebrow. He wakes up halfway through, fighting drunk and wants to take on the world.
Next morning awakes to find the damage, hits the roof, complains to a responsible adult (lecturer showing outstanding bladder control) but refuses to believe it was his room mates that had done it. Still doesn't.
We all graduate and get jobs, still doesn't believe it was us.
Slightly off topic but if you're in Ramsgate nip into Tesco - he'll be in the warehouse and try and convince him will you?
Length? He's yet to put it to use
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