Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Ringing for youYou know how irritating it is when your colleague leaves their mobile phone on their desk and buggers off to a meeting? And then it starts playing the Nokia tune or a 'wacky' ringtone repeatedly?
Have a look above you. I bet many of us are in offices with suspended ceilings, you know, square white tiles in a grid? Those tiles just pop upwards with pressure.
Voila. Perfect hiding place, and the best part is, the sound is muffled so it's pretty tricky to follow the sound to find the phone. I guarantee you hours of fun watching said colleague blunder about the office getting more and more irate. Enjoy.
EDIT - I've been told by a number of people that this is an old story.
That it may be, but it's a story I'd never heard. I saw it done in a software company I worked for so presumed that the chap who did it was a witty prankster, but he has been revealed by your responses to have plagiarised it himself.
I clearly have to get hold of some DVDs of The Office
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, closed)
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