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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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those bitches
i was just minding my own business cleaning the puke with my saw dust when these two girls came up to me and asked me what i was doing "cleaning up one of your little friend's sick" i said.

they pointed and laughed, "ahahahahahahahah" they said.

they never laughed at anyone again.

Regards
I.Huntley
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 16:25, Reply)

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