Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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A lesson they'll never forgetback in the day I had to sit in front of the class and read out stuff. I think it was some kind of punishment, but it went on for years and years. It seemed like every lesson I had to stand at the front of the class all on my own.
Then I realised I was the teacher, so I grew a crap beard and started wearing sandals and driving a 2cv.
(Apologies to any real teachers out there, I just made this up in attempt at a surreal type post.)
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 16:36, Reply)
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