Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Ivan the Terrible...Back when I had my driving test I was one of the rare creatures that opted to go for the test in their own car (a 1979 Ford Cortina... soooo beautiful...)
Anyways, as a result, my driving instructor couldn't come with me. It started badly when my instructor gasped when she saw the tester and started shaking her head... "what?" I enquired, "oh nothing".
Anyway, this was Ivan.
I did my test and apart from an only average parallel park, it was pretty much perfect. Get back to the centre, and he fails me. Sighting three stalls (?) and various other imaginary infringements.
So I took it all the way to the top and bitched and complained more than I had ever done in my life (I have since surpassed this in my dealings with Tiscali).
Upshot is, the fail stands, but I get my second test free. So I promptly booked it for three days later.
The days pass and I go again for my test. Different tester this time, and of course, I pass with about 98 percent. Smiling happily I go to get my photo taken...
And guess who's working the machine? It was Ivan.
I bet my smug grin really taught him a lesson.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 16:36, Reply)
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