Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Tenuous at best...I was reading about modern art buffoon Jeff Koons - he who married Italo-Hungarian hard-core porn 'actress' La Cicciolina. Apparently they've diorced and she took the son (Ludwig). In the trial, he tried to prove she was an unfit mother by showing a video of her having sex with a snake. Let's imagine the cross-examination:
Koons: She's just a slag, m'lud.
Judge: Did you think she was a slag when you married her?
Koons: No.
Judge: But she was a porn star then, sucking off horses, yes?
Koons: Yes, m'lud.
Judge: And didn't you produce a book of hard-core pics featuring you and her in a variety of positions?
Koons: I did, m'lud.
Judge: And you decided to have a child with this horse-sucking porno queen who you'd photographed with your schlong up her ass?
Koons: Uh-huh.
Judge: So tell me - at what point did you decide she was an unfit mother?
Koons: Er, when she wanted to leave me...
Kunt. That taught him.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 17:14, Reply)
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