Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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My brotherOtherwise known as GoodLookingDeity.
When he was about 2 he thought he would help out with the ironing, but only managed to place a hot piece of metal on his hand. He still has the scar...
He also once ran into the kitchen and managed to stand on a dead bee, which apparently had its sting out. Yes, he got himself stung by a dead bee.
A few years after the iron incident, he thought he would help out again. Only, this time he claimed that I had shat myself and told me to go into the bathroom. He followed me in and told me to pull my trousers down - I did so. I also proceeded to let off the longest, loudest fart that I had ever let off in my life. I don't think I've bettered it since then either.
Now it's my turn.
Fairly recently my brother tried to sneak into my room, whilst I was sleeping. Little did he know, I was actually awake and was just being incredibly lazy. So, when he got to within about two steps of my bed I leapt up and started shouting at him. I received a punch to the face for my troubles.
Lessons Learned?
Don't put an iron on your hand, don't stand on dead bees, don't claim that your brother shat himself when he was probably the cleanest he had ever been and when trying to be clever, avoid the fist that will inevitably head your way.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 20:09, Reply)
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