Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Life's a bitch called wanda!?!?!One of my mates once pissed me off so much that i eventually signed him up for flute lessons, thinking that it was the gayest instrument that a guy can learn, turns out that the joke is on me, he is quite good, went to uni and majored in it and all,
Lesson: don't bother coz it'll always backfire! :(
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 20:35, Reply)
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